Gedmeglip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful shark.

Gedmeglip created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedmeglip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedmeglip, it will cry a lot.

Gedmeglip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gedmeglip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away if seven manatees approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.