Nancusster is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional penguin.

Nancusster created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Nancusster, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nancusster, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nancusster's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nancusster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear magenta hats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nancusster.