Sugbotvog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful wyvern.

Sugbotvog created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbotvog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugbotvog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sugbotvog's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sugbotvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sugbotvog on top of all buildings.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.