Banbonfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful zebra.

Banbonfom created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banbonfom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Banbonfom, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Banbonfom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Banbonfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never paint your back violet.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Banbonfom on top of important buildings.