Bunrulltig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, conceited mouse.

Bunrulltig created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bunrulltig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunrulltig, he will turn you into a tree.

Bunrulltig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bunrulltig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Run away from brown manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.