Ruttkon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable ferret.

Ruttkon created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ruttkon, she will not invite you to parties.

Ruttkon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ruttkon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttkon.

2. Retreat if five bats approach from the west.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never wear yellow boots.