Padsuglad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent fish.

Padsuglad created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padsuglad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Padsuglad, it will torture you forever.

Padsuglad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Padsuglad's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.