Rilgedmighug is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, caring gerbil.

Rilgedmighug created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilgedmighug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilgedmighug, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rilgedmighug's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rilgedmighug's Holy Commandments

1. Rilgedmighug must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed bananas to dogs while wearing stockings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.