Flagbumquartgunbatdissyarrak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able gnu.

Flagbumquartgunbatdissyarrak created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Flagbumquartgunbatdissyarrak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flagbumquartgunbatdissyarrak, he will be very sad.

Flagbumquartgunbatdissyarrak's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Flagbumquartgunbatdissyarrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Flagbumquartgunbatdissyarrak on top of important buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Worship no other gods but Flagbumquartgunbatdissyarrak.