Latruttartcim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical crab.

Latruttartcim created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latruttartcim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latruttartcim, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Latruttartcim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Latruttartcim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Latruttartcim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.