Gofliklist is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong dragonfly.

Gofliklist created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofliklist, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gofliklist, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gofliklist's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gofliklist's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing gray coats and balancing five platinum spheres on your arms.