Fodkinsagnutcissdabvon
is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair
troll
.
Fodkinsagnutcissdabvon
created an atom four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fodkinsagnutcissdabvon
, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fodkinsagnutcissdabvon
, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Fodkinsagnutcissdabvon's
most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Fodkinsagnutcissdabvon's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about wheat.
2. Never eat onions.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always wear blue.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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