Kopnabhab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate goose.

Kopnabhab created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kopnabhab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kopnabhab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kopnabhab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kopnabhab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the west.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Never eat green fruit.