Vonbellpom is a god.
It takes the form of a small, ill-tempered
ferret.
Vonbellpom created a down quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonbellpom, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vonbellpom, it will turn you into a mouse.
Vonbellpom's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Vonbellpom's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Never think ill of sick geese.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never talk about mice.