Ragxemfat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless dryad.

Ragxemfat created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragxemfat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ragxemfat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ragxemfat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ragxemfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Put Ragxemfat first in all things.

5. Never think about dark matter.