Gentifmat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair yak.

Gentifmat created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gentifmat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gentifmat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gentifmat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gentifmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Hide if three voles approach from the south.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Gentifmat loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about enzymes.