Farxuclarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous capybara.

Farxuclarn created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Farxuclarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farxuclarn, she will destroy your home solar system.

Farxuclarn's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Farxuclarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the south.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.