Fobfenrak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, clever centaur.

Fobfenrak created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobfenrak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobfenrak, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fobfenrak's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fobfenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. You must love Fobfenrak.

4. Erect four nickel sculptures of Fobfenrak on top of important buildings.

5. Fobfenrak must be the most important thing in your life.