Davkip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awesome cobra.

Davkip created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davkip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davkip, he will not invite you to parties.

Davkip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Davkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to sharks while wearing red tights.

5. Never talk about optics near ducks while wearing brown dresses.