Wigdidjam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing capybara.

Wigdidjam created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigdidjam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wigdidjam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wigdidjam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wigdidjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear pink coats.

4. Wigdidjam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.