Gudfadgab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust dryad.

Gudfadgab created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudfadgab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudfadgab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gudfadgab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gudfadgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. You must pray to Gudfadgab three times a day.

4. You must love Gudfadgab.

5. Never look in ponds.