Kadhadcet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet elephant.

Kadhadcet created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadhadcet, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kadhadcet, it will turn you into a frog.

Kadhadcet's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kadhadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kadhadcet's name in vain.

2. Never talk about dark matter near goats while wearing turquoise shorts.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kadhadcet on top of all buildings.

4. Put Kadhadcet first in all things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.