Figgedvoggil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, amazing deer.

Figgedvoggil created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figgedvoggil, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Figgedvoggil, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Figgedvoggil's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Figgedvoggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing pink shorts and balancing nine iron spheres on your hands.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never mention goats.