Jindutdansugtan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective cobra.

Jindutdansugtan created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jindutdansugtan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jindutdansugtan, it will turn you into a slug.

Jindutdansugtan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jindutdansugtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must pray to Jindutdansugtan four times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jindutdansugtan.