Mancamyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, grumpy salamander.

Mancamyart created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mancamyart, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mancamyart, he will laugh at you.

Mancamyart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mancamyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about optics near porpoises while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Do not drink alcohol.