Rultomlenbimstragfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered tapir.

Rultomlenbimstragfid created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rultomlenbimstragfid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rultomlenbimstragfid, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rultomlenbimstragfid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rultomlenbimstragfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Never feed grapes to moths while wearing yellow boots.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Rultomlenbimstragfid in the centre of the settlement.