Fobflamhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing snail.

Fobflamhab created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobflamhab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fobflamhab, she will think nothing of it.

Fobflamhab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fobflamhab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fobflamhab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if four otters approach from the east.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.