Bellgemrak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented centipede.

Bellgemrak created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Bellgemrak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bellgemrak, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bellgemrak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bellgemrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Never pour water over plants.