Bissvadzan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful beaver.

Bissvadzan created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissvadzan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bissvadzan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bissvadzan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bissvadzan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Put Bissvadzan first in all things.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your head.