Dodwaptab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive otter.

Dodwaptab created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodwaptab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dodwaptab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dodwaptab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dodwaptab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.