Nilspagbog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, pitiless squid.

Nilspagbog created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilspagbog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nilspagbog, he will not invite you to parties.

Nilspagbog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nilspagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing purple tights and balancing three tin spheres on your neck.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing turquoise scarves.

5. Fast once a month.