Kinrilltit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil finch.

Kinrilltit created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinrilltit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kinrilltit, he will turn you into a worm.

Kinrilltit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kinrilltit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Run away if five frogs approach from the north.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.