Flamflapkik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving raven.

Flamflapkik created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamflapkik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flamflapkik, she will turn you into a dog.

Flamflapkik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flamflapkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head green.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear fawn shirts.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.