Sogvennill is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful fox.

Sogvennill created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Sogvennill, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sogvennill, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sogvennill's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sogvennill's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Never hurt ants.