Cebvonsig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish naga.

Cebvonsig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Cebvonsig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cebvonsig, he will not care.

Cebvonsig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cebvonsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Never laugh near sharks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away from orange gulls, for they are unholy.