Hogbigyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, flying guinea pig.

Hogbigyatt created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbigyatt, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hogbigyatt, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hogbigyatt's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hogbigyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hogbigyatt.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hogbigyatt loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Hogbigyatt.