Langubnib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, moody salamander.

Langubnib created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Langubnib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Langubnib, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Langubnib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Langubnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Never feed gooseberries to foxes while wearing white boots.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.