Pomvidlag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane monkey.

Pomvidlag created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomvidlag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pomvidlag, it will turn you into a duck.

Pomvidlag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pomvidlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to hamsters while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always help sick dolphins.