Largfuddod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage deer.

Largfuddod created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Largfuddod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Largfuddod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Largfuddod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Largfuddod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to voles while wearing white corsets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always stare at clouds.