Ab Somgidbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented porpoise.

Ab Somgidbast created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ab Somgidbast, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ab Somgidbast, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ab Somgidbast's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ab Somgidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ab Somgidbast.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.