Gidhonmot is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able wombat.

Gidhonmot created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidhonmot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidhonmot, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gidhonmot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gidhonmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.