Pakcungar Bifbadbad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous cow.

Pakcungar Bifbadbad created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pakcungar Bifbadbad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakcungar Bifbadbad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pakcungar Bifbadbad's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pakcungar Bifbadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear magenta kilts.

3. Do not take Pakcungar Bifbadbad's name in vain.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about archaea.