Rakkendab Xinzog Gubloopcunnelldavgabweequam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, loving wolf.

Rakkendab Xinzog Gubloopcunnelldavgabweequam created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakkendab Xinzog Gubloopcunnelldavgabweequam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rakkendab Xinzog Gubloopcunnelldavgabweequam, she will turn you into a worm.

Rakkendab Xinzog Gubloopcunnelldavgabweequam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rakkendab Xinzog Gubloopcunnelldavgabweequam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away if eight pigs approach from the south.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakkendab Xinzog Gubloopcunnelldavgabweequam.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Put Rakkendab Xinzog Gubloopcunnelldavgabweequam first in all things.