Bamgilnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tiresome fox.

Bamgilnur created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamgilnur, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamgilnur, it will not care.

Bamgilnur's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bamgilnur's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.