Dittunvad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident snake.

Dittunvad created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dittunvad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dittunvad, she will turn you into a rock.

Dittunvad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dittunvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Always obey Dittunvad's priests.

3. Dittunvad loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not skip in public.