Jinzanpas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring snake.

Jinzanpas created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jinzanpas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jinzanpas, she will torture you forever.

Jinzanpas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jinzanpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Erect three zinc sculptures of Jinzanpas on top of important buildings.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.