Betbugstip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent penguin.

Betbugstip created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Betbugstip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Betbugstip, he will strike you with lightening.

Betbugstip's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Betbugstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.