Renmankargad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, selfish shrew.

Renmankargad created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renmankargad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Renmankargad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Renmankargad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Renmankargad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat gulls with great respect.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from pink moths for they are unholy.