Pogpopgub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless ferret.

Pogpopgub created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogpopgub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pogpopgub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pogpopgub's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pogpopgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face pink.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not eat limes.