Pogpopgub is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless
ferret.
Pogpopgub created Europe three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogpopgub, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Pogpopgub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Pogpopgub's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Pogpopgub's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your face pink.
2. Never talk about squirrels.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Do not eat limes.