Getrilgab is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing
bird.
Getrilgab created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Getrilgab, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Getrilgab, it will destroy your home planet.
Getrilgab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Getrilgab's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Learn seven new languages a year.
3. Worship no other gods but Getrilgab.
4. Hide if nine goats approach from the north.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.