Getrilgab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing bird.

Getrilgab created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getrilgab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getrilgab, it will destroy your home planet.

Getrilgab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Getrilgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Worship no other gods but Getrilgab.

4. Hide if nine goats approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.